Gun Barrel Theme.
James Bond: “Well, I must say you become more beautiful everyday.”
Moneypenny: “I am over here.”
James Bond: “Oh of course you are.”
Moneypenny: “And this is Miss Penelope Smallbone, my new assistant.”
James Bond: “Miss Smallbone. What can I say Moneypenny, except that she is as attractive and as charming…”
Moneypenny: “As I used to be?”
ames Bond: “I didn’t say that.”
Moneypenny: “Oh, you are such a flatterer, James.”
James Bond: “Oh Moneypenny, you know there never has been and there will be anybody but you.”
Q: “Now take a fountain pen. Twist the top, and a highly concentrated mixture of nitric and hydrochloric acid – dissolves all metals.”
James Bond: “Wonderful for poison pen letters.”
Q: “Pay attention, 007!”
[A photograph is taken of James and Magda]
Magda: “Charge it to room?”
James Bond: “Oh, 27 along with the champagne, I suppose.”
Photographer: “I leave it at the desk.”
Madga: “You don’t mind?”
James Bond: “Why? Has Kamal forgotten what I look like already?”
Magda: “It’s for me.”
James Bond: “So that if I should depart this world suddenly you would have something to remember me by?”
Madga: “Something like that. It’s for my scrapbook, I collect…memories.”
James Bond: “Well let’s get on with making a few.”
[A tiger jumps out in front of James]
James Bond: “Sit!”
James Bond: “The barge on the lake had that sign.”
Sadruddin: “Yes, it belongs to a fabulously wealthy woman who lives on the floating palace.”
James Bond: “Who is she?”
Sadruddin: “No one knows her real name, but she is know as Octopussy.”
James Bond: “That’s the name I heard at Kamal’s”
Vijay: “I hear that island is full of beautiful women – no men allowed.”
James Bond: “Really? Sexual discrimination – I definitely have to pay it a visit.”
Vijay: “Is he still there?”
Q: “You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won’t see him till dawn…”
General Orlov: “Stop! Follow that car!”
James Bond: “I trust you can handle this contraption, Q.”
Q: “It goes by hot air.”
James Bond: “Oh, then you can.”
[In bed]
Octopussy: “I wish…”
James Bond: “What?”
Octopussy: “I wish you weren’t in such a weakened condition…Oh James! James!”
