Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

In Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) shows off the tape of the World's Greatest Marches in her bathing suit, while Ace Ventura rests his case.

The worst case of hemorrhoids James Bond has EVER SEEN!

In Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) shows off the tape of the World's Greatest Marches in her bathing suit, while Ace Ventura rests his case.

In Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) shows off the tape of the World’s Greatest Marches in her bathing suit, while Ace Ventura rests his case.

Sorry, this DAF scene reminded me of Ace Ventura!

Sean Connery as James Bond in You Only Live Twice (1967)

RIP Sir Sean Connery

Sean Connery is and always will be the best and my favorite actor to portray James Bond. My favorite James Bond movie may change periodically, but I’ll always point to Connery’s iconic introduction scene from Dr. No as the true definition of James Bond. RIP.

Leonard Barr as comedian Shady Tree in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You dirty double-crossing limey fink!

Leonard Barr as comedian Shady Tree in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Leonard Barr as comedian Shady Tree in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Those goddamn diamonds are phonies!

A mud bath in the beginning of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Gross

A mud bath in the beginning of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

A mud bath in the beginning of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Ugh…was this mud scene really necessary to show Blofeld’s physical changes? I would’ve settled for a plastic surgery operating room!

James Bond (Sean Connery) has a heart to heart with a mouse in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

A tart’s handkerchief

James Bond (Sean Connery) mentions this weird item in a saying I’ve never heard of in Diamonds Are Forever (1971).

Leading up to this quote, Bond is gassed and captured by Blofeld after breaking into his penthouse. Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd get a second shot of disposing of James Bond (hence their “try, try again” musing), transporting an unconscious 007 to a desert construction site. It’s another scene where Wint and Kidd just feel creepy, with odd mannerisms and curt interactions. They seem to be laughing and almost giddy as they drive to dispose of Bond’s body. Are they high?!

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007 (Pierce Brosnan) and 006 (Sean Bean) come across a cat

Damn Cat

007 (Pierce Brosnan) and 006 (Sean Bean) come across a cat

Above - Thumper (Lola Larson) and Bambi (Trina Parks) from Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Below, Bambi and Thumper from the 1942 Disney classic

Bambi & Thumper…why?

Above - Thumper (Lola Larson) and Bambi (Trina Parks) from Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Below, Bambi and Thumper from the 1942 Disney classic

Above – Thumper (Lola Larson) and Bambi (Trina Parks) from Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Below, Bambi and Thumper from the 1942 Disney classic

This always made me scratch my head.

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Jill St. John as Tiffany Case on the aquarium bed in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

World’s Most Uncomfortable Bed

Jill St. John as Tiffany Case on the aquarium bed in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Jill St. John as Tiffany Case on the aquarium bed in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Wait, there’s a bed in this picture?

The (hilarious) effects of the space-based laser weapon from Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Nuclear supremacy

This cut sequence from Diamonds Are Forever (1971) showing the power of Blofeld’s space laser is absolutely hilarious. Adding to the camp of the movie, this seemingly quickly put together, crude sequence looks to be more of an inspiration for an Austin Powers movie rather than a flex of a Bond villain’s power.

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Diamonds Are Forever GIF (1971)

Where is Blofeld?

Diamonds Are Forever GIF (1971)Hehehe one of the funnier James Bond GIFs from Diamonds Are Forever (1971).