Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

The "World's Greatest Marches" cassette tape plays an important role in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

World’s Greatest Marches on Cassette!

The "World's Greatest Marches" cassette tape plays an important role in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

The “World’s Greatest Marches” cassette tape plays an important role in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Bond uses this thrilling musical cassette tape as a decoy replacement for Blofeld’s satellite control tape in Diamonds Are Forever (1971). Controlling a satellite with a cassette tape – a terrible idea!

Blofeld's cat in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Persian Cat Herding

Here are all of the times Ernst Stavro Blofeld’s feline friend made an appearance in the James Bond movies. Which cat is your favorite?

Blofeld's cat in From Russia With Love (1963)

Blofeld’s cat in From Russia With Love (1963)

Blofeld's cat in You Only Live Twice (1967)

Blofeld’s cat in You Only Live Twice (1967)

Blofeld's cat in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Blofeld’s cat in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Blofeld's cat in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Blofeld’s cat in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Blofeld's cat in Never Say Never Again (1983)

Blofeld’s cat in Never Say Never Again (1983)

Blofeld's cat in Spectre (2015)

Blofeld’s cat in Spectre (2015)

Dr. Tynan (Henry Roland) makes a ridiculous jerking motion after being stung by a scorpion planted by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

An epiphany or a scorpion sting?

Dr. Tynan (Henry Roland) makes a ridiculous jerking motion after being stung by a scorpion planted by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Dr. Tynan (Henry Roland) makes a ridiculous jerking motion after being stung by a scorpion planted by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Diamonds Are Forever - Where's Blofeld? Cairo!

Where’s Blofeld? Cairo!

Diamonds Are Forever - Where's Blofeld?  Cairo!

Believe it or not, in the above GIF from Diamonds Are Forever (1971), the guy being forcefully interrogated of Blofeld’s location actually articulately responds with “Cairo!” despite the lack of mouth movement. Some poor dubbing!

Sean Connery as James Bond in...On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)?!

Lazenby in DAF or Connery in OHMSS?

Which would you prefer?

Sean Connery as James Bond in...On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)?!

Sean Connery as James Bond in…On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)?!

George Lazenby as James Bond in...Diamonds Are Forever (1971)?!

George Lazenby as James Bond in…Diamonds Are Forever (1971)?!

In Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) shows off the tape of the World's Greatest Marches in her bathing suit, while Ace Ventura rests his case.

The worst case of hemorrhoids James Bond has EVER SEEN!

In Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) shows off the tape of the World's Greatest Marches in her bathing suit, while Ace Ventura rests his case.

In Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) shows off the tape of the World’s Greatest Marches in her bathing suit, while Ace Ventura rests his case.

Sorry, this DAF scene reminded me of Ace Ventura!

Sean Connery as James Bond in You Only Live Twice (1967)

RIP Sir Sean Connery

Sean Connery is and always will be the best and my favorite actor to portray James Bond. My favorite James Bond movie may change periodically, but I’ll always point to Connery’s iconic introduction scene from Dr. No as the true definition of James Bond. RIP.

Leonard Barr as comedian Shady Tree in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You dirty double-crossing limey fink!

Leonard Barr as comedian Shady Tree in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Leonard Barr as comedian Shady Tree in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Those goddamn diamonds are phonies!

A mud bath in the beginning of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Gross

A mud bath in the beginning of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

A mud bath in the beginning of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Ugh…was this mud scene really necessary to show Blofeld’s physical changes? I would’ve settled for a plastic surgery operating room!

James Bond (Sean Connery) has a heart to heart with a mouse in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

A tart’s handkerchief

James Bond (Sean Connery) mentions this weird item in a saying I’ve never heard of in Diamonds Are Forever (1971).

Leading up to this quote, Bond is gassed and captured by Blofeld after breaking into his penthouse. Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd get a second shot of disposing of James Bond (hence their “try, try again” musing), transporting an unconscious 007 to a desert construction site. It’s another scene where Wint and Kidd just feel creepy, with odd mannerisms and curt interactions. They seem to be laughing and almost giddy as they drive to dispose of Bond’s body. Are they high?!

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