Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

James Bond (Sean Connery) has a heart to heart with a mouse in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

A tart’s handkerchief

James Bond (Sean Connery) mentions this weird item in a saying I’ve never heard of in Diamonds Are Forever (1971).

Leading up to this quote, Bond is gassed and captured by Blofeld after breaking into his penthouse. Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd get a second shot of disposing of James Bond (hence their “try, try again” musing), transporting an unconscious 007 to a desert construction site. It’s another scene where Wint and Kidd just feel creepy, with odd mannerisms and curt interactions. They seem to be laughing and almost giddy as they drive to dispose of Bond’s body. Are they high?!

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007 (Pierce Brosnan) and 006 (Sean Bean) come across a cat

Damn Cat

007 (Pierce Brosnan) and 006 (Sean Bean) come across a cat

Above - Thumper (Lola Larson) and Bambi (Trina Parks) from Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Below, Bambi and Thumper from the 1942 Disney classic

Bambi & Thumper…why?

Above - Thumper (Lola Larson) and Bambi (Trina Parks) from Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Below, Bambi and Thumper from the 1942 Disney classic

Above – Thumper (Lola Larson) and Bambi (Trina Parks) from Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Below, Bambi and Thumper from the 1942 Disney classic

This always made me scratch my head.

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Jill St. John as Tiffany Case on the aquarium bed in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

World’s Most Uncomfortable Bed

Jill St. John as Tiffany Case on the aquarium bed in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Jill St. John as Tiffany Case on the aquarium bed in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Wait, there’s a bed in this picture?

The (hilarious) effects of the space-based laser weapon from Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Nuclear supremacy

This cut sequence from Diamonds Are Forever (1971) showing the power of Blofeld’s space laser is absolutely hilarious. Adding to the camp of the movie, this seemingly quickly put together, crude sequence looks to be more of an inspiration for an Austin Powers movie rather than a flex of a Bond villain’s power.

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Diamonds Are Forever GIF (1971)

Where is Blofeld?

Diamonds Are Forever GIF (1971)Hehehe one of the funnier James Bond GIFs from Diamonds Are Forever (1971).

BAM!

This BAM! moment from Diamonds Are Forever (1971) always reminded me of the old onomatopoeia words from fights in the live-action Batman television show from the 1960s.

It doesn’t involve a fight with Sean Connery’s Bond, but only serves to convey Bond’s quick departure from his phone call with Q when Bond realizes he has to cover his tracks with a newly escaped Peter Franks. While Bond congratulates Q on his successful fingerprint scam gadget, it’s kind of neat to check out what’s going on in the background at Q Branch. It looks like one of the few instances where we see a Q Branch Bond car – in this case some sort of an Aston Martin – getting serviced (they’re installing its stinger missiles).

And it’s funny because in the next scene, Bond *does* fistfight Peter Franks ithat could get away with using some BAMs! POWs! or THWACKs! Oh well…

Diamonds Are Forever (1971) - BAM!

Sean Connery as James Bond in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Priceless

Sean Connery as James Bond in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Slumber Inc. in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Eternal Peace at Slumber, Inc.

Slumber Inc. in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Slumber Inc. in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Bond is almost cremated at Slumber, Inc. in Diamonds Are Forever (1971). The inside shots were done at Pinewood Studios in London, but the outside shot is legit! It’s a real mortuary in Las Vegas, NV named Palm Mortuary.

Willard Whye's signature sign in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Eat your heart out, Steve Wynn…

Willard Whyte Casino in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Willard Whye's signature sign in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Willard Whye's signature sign in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)