GoldenEye (1995)

007 leaves behind an armed mine in GoldenEye (1995)

Plan B

Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in GoldenEye (1995)

Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in GoldenEye (1995)

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Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) and James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) relish (temporarily) in Caribbean bliss in GoldenEye (1995)

What is it with you and moving vehicles?!

When I think of James Bond at his happiest, I think of this (very brief) scene from GoldenEye (1995) where Bond (Pierce Brosnan) and Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) are in Cuba after escaping the cold Russian weather and treacherous train.

Seemingly without a care in the world, the couple travel in a BMW Z3 convertible in the beautiful Caribbean climate. The combination of the sweeping, delightful soundtrack, Natalya’s barely-there dress and blissful gaze to Bond as they drive through a luscious jungle-like setting would make anyone jealous. Bond conveys a similar joyous feeling to Natalya with a beaming smile. Heaven!

The feeling is short-lived, however, as the tricked-out Q Branch car picks up an airplane on radar that spoils the party – prompting Natalya to gripe about Bond’s track record while on the go.

Oh, well. It was good while it lasted!

Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) and James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) are relaxed in Cuba in <a href="/ge/">GoldenEye</a> (1995)

Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) and James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) are relaxed in Cuba in GoldenEye (1995)

Xenia Onatopp (played by Famke Janssen) and General Ourumov (played by Gottfried John) arm the GoldenEye satellite in GoldenEye (1995)

Arm the GoldenEye: 194668PT

Xenia Onatopp (played by Famke Janssen) and General Ourumov (played by Gottfried John) arm the GoldenEye satellite in GoldenEye (1995)

Xenia Onatopp (played by Famke Janssen) and General Ourumov (played by Gottfried John) arm the GoldenEye satellite in GoldenEye (1995)

The GoldenEye Launch code: 194668PT

The GoldenEye Launch code: 194668PT

Although in reality a northern Russian island, the Severnaya location shown in the movie is inaccurate.

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You’ve never had me

Brosnan Bond’s first interaction with Moneypenny in GoldenEye (1995) was…interesting. Aside from Craig’s Bond’s tryst with Moneypenny, Brosnan’s Bond always had the most sexual tension and blatant innuendos with Moneypenny during his tenure. This of course after the long portrayal of the character by Lois Maxwell from the series start until the late 1980’s – in which the Bond/Moneypenny relationship was a lot more playful and tame. It continued with a naive and relatively forgettable Moneypenny (Caroline Bliss) that served with Timothy Dalton’s Bond but then took the hard turn to Brosnan’s Moneypenny we see here.

But I digress – it’s true that GoldenEye‘s Moneypenny could hold her own in spite of Brosnan’s advances and we see it in this scene, but some of his remarks elicit eye rolls at best and at worst add fuel to the misogynist 007 stereotype. I’d say that this scene wouldn’t be written in today’s post-“#metoo” era. Regardless, it was neat to see M and others scramble from their personal lives (with Moneypenny in a highly formal dress from a date) to the office to assess the issues at Severnaya.

GoldenEye (1995) - You've never had me

Scumbag Steve plays Goldeneye 007 on the Nintendo 64

Don’t play GoldenEye 007 like Scumbag Steve

Scumbag Steve plays Goldeneye 007 on the Nintendo 64

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Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova in GoldenEye (1995)

Are these all you have?

How many do you want?

Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova in GoldenEye (1995)

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Minnie Driver as irina in GoldenEye (1995)

“Stand by your maaaaaaaaaaaan!”

Minnie Driver as irina in GoldenEye (1995)Minnie Driver cameos as Irina in GoldenEye (1995)

“Irina! Take a hike!”

madvlad@mosu.comp.math.edu

madvlad@mosu.comp.math.edu - Boris Grishenko's email address…in case you wanted to email Boris Grishenko from GoldenEye (1995).

You sit on it, but you can’t take it with you.

You sit on it, but you can't take it with you. from GoldenEye

That's not a gadget, 007!

Don’t touch that! That’s my lunch!

The Q Branch scene from GoldenEye (1995) is one of my favorites of the series. It has it all: physical humor, great chemistry between Bond (Pierce Brosnan) and Q (Desmond Llewelyn), funny one-liners and quips and…the only time another movie’s theme is mentioned in a previous movie? Although it’s great, it does have its flaws.

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