Gun Barrel Theme.
James Bond: “My name is Bond. James Bond.”
[Bond has Blofeld (who is in a wheelchair) dangling from a helicopter]
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: “Mr. Bond! Mr Bond! We can do a deal! I’ll buy you a delicatessen in stainless steel! Please!”
James Bond: “Alright, keep your hair on!”
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: “Put me down! Put me down!”
James Bond: “Oh, you want to get off?”
[Bond drops Blofeld in a smokestack]
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: (falling) “Mr. Booonndddd!”
James Bond: “I see you managed to get the Lotus back to together again.”
Q: “I disregard these jives about our equipment, 007.”
James Bond: (convincing Bibi to stop seducing him) “Yes, well you get your clothes on and I will buy you an ice cream.”
Aris Kristatos: “Ah, bind that wound. We don’t want any blood in the water. Not yet.”
James Bond: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.”
Q: “That’s putting it mildly, 007.”
Milos Columbo: “Should’ve brought more of my people.”
Melina Havelock: “James is counting on surprise.”
Milos Columbo: “But we are only five men.”
Melina Havelock: “And one woman.”
[In bed, to James]
Melina Havelock: “For your eyes only, darling.”
[Bond refuses to talk to Q on the phone and instead places it within talking distance of a parrot]
Q: “Bond? Bond?”
Max The Parrot: “Bond! Bond!”
Q: “He’s there!”
Minister of Defence: “Patch it into the Prime Minister.”
Prime Minister: “I’ll get it Dennis. Hello?”
Chief of Staff: “Mr. Bond on the line, Prime Minister.”
Prime Minister: “Ah, Mr. Bond. I wanted to call you personally and to say how pleased we all are that your mission was a success. Thank you.”
Max The Parrot: “Thank you! Thank you!”
Prime Minister: “Don’t thank me, Mr. Bond, your courage and resourcefulness are a credit to the nation. Dennis and I look forward to meeting you. Meanwhile if there is anything I can do for you…”
Max the Parrot: “Give us a kiss! Give us a kiss!”
Prime Minister: “Well, really, Mr. Bond! Hahaha!”
Chief of Staff: “I think we are having a little trouble with the line, madam.”
Max The Parrot: “Give us a kiss!”
Minister of Defence: “You idiot…get on to him.”
Q: “007!”
Max The Parrot: “Hahaha!”
Q: “007!”
Max The Parrot: “Hahaha!”
Q: “Bond! Have you gone mad?! Bond! What’s going on?!”
Max The Parrot: “Ha ha ha!!”
Minister of Defence: “Bond! Bond! Bond!”
