Gun Barrel Theme.
James Bond: “The name’s Bond. James Bond.”
James Bond: “That’s too easy.”
Alec Trevelyan: “Half of everything is luck, James.”
James Bond: “And the other half?”
[An alarm sounds]
Alec Trevelyan: “Fate.”
General Ourumov: “This is General Ourumov! Come out with your hands above your heads!”
James Bond: “How original.”
James Bond: “Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.”
James Bond: “Are these pictures live?”
M: “Unlike the American government we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.”
M: “You don’t like me Bond. You don’t like my methods. You think I’m an accountant – a bean counter more interested in my numbers than your instincts.”
James Bond: “The thought had occurred to me.”
M: “Good. Because I think you are sexist misogynist dinosaur – a relic of the cold war who’s boyish charms so wasted on me obviously appealed to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you.”
James Bond: “Point taken.”
Q: “A pen. This is a class four grenade. Three clicks arms the four second fuse. Another three disarms it.”
James Bond: “How long did you say the fuse was?”
Q: “Oh grow up, 007!”
James Bond: “They always said the pen was mightier than the sword.”
Q: “Thanks to me they were right.”
Valentin Zukovsky: “Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter – only 3 men I know use such a gun. I believe I have killed 2 of them.”
James Bond: “Lucky me.”
Valentin Zukovsky: “I think not.”
Irina: (singing) “Stand by your man…”
Valentin Zukovsky:“James Bond, charming sophisticated secret agent, huh! Shaken but not stirred Haha!”
James Bond: “I see you haven’t lost your delicate sense of humor, Valentin. Or your need for an audience. Who’s strangling the cat?”
Valentin Zukovsky: “Strangling a cat?”
Irina: (singing) “Stand by your man!”
[Valentin shoots the sofa, just missing James]
Valentin Zukovsky: “That is Irina, my mistress.”
James Bond: “Very talented girl.”
James Bond: “No, no, no! No more foreplay. Take me to Janus.”
Dimitri Miskin: “Who was behind your attack on Severnaya?”
James Bond: “Who had the authorization codes?”
Dimitri Miskin: “Russia may have changed, but the penalty for terrorism is still death.”
James Bond: “And what’s the penalty for treason?”
Natalya Simonova: “Oh stop it, both of you! Stop it! You’re like…boys with toys!”
Jack Wade: “Who’s that?”
James Bond: “Natalya Simonova.”
Natalya Simonova: “Natalya Simonova.”
James Bond: “Russian minister of transportation.”
Jack Wade: “Did you check her out?”
James Bond: “Head to toe.”
Jack Wade:“Riiight!”
[Xenia Onatopp is dying being squeezed]
James Bond: “She always did enjoy a good squeeze.”
Alec Trevelyan: “For England, James?”
James Bond: “No, for me.”
James Bond: “You ready?”
Natalya Simonova: “I’m not going on a helicopter with you! No plane! No train!”
James Bond: “Darling, what could possible go wrong? Hey?!”
