This is easily some of the worst 44 seconds of any James Bond movie ever.

As anyone who knows my opinion of No Time To Die (2021), it obviously revolves around the awful Mathilde/daughter plot line from the movie. In this cringe-worthy, throwaway, awful scene, we see an attempt at portraying a domesticated secret agent James Bond, 007 interact with a toddler (his daughter…ugh!) during a morning routine where a false sense of security is palpable.

I hate everything about it:

• Mathilde
• Her stupid bunny doll, dou-dou
• The stupid kid’s tv show shown on the TV (no one cares!)
• The way Bond peels the apple
• The fact that Bond uses a switchblade to peel the apple
• Bond’s “cutesie” look at Mathilde
• Why are none of the subtitles punctuated? (maybe it’s just this version?)
• Madeleine’s “now, dear!” look
• Did I mention Mathilde???

Just total cringe. Friends don’t let friends put kids in a James Bond movie. *puke*

James Bond’s daughter, Mathilde (Lisa-Dorah Sonnet), from No Time To Die (2021)…ugh.