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Washed out

James Bond's Aston Martin DB5 was retrofitted with tail-end water cannons, as seen in Thunderball (1965)
James Bond’s Aston Martin DB5 was retrofitted with tail-end water cannons, as seen in Thunderball (1965)

This action sequence brought to you by: British Airways!

The end of an action sequence in Moonraker (1979) on a hill in Rio ends with a bad guy on a gurney smashed into a British Airways billboard.
The end of an action sequence in Moonraker (1979) on a hill in Rio ends with a bad guy on a gurney smashed into a British Airways billboard.

Shred some gnarly pow-pow

James Bond (Roger Moore) snowboards in the opening sequence of A View to a Kill (1985)
James Bond (Roger Moore) snowboards in the opening sequence of A View to a Kill (1985)
A car pursuing Bond and Kissy is magnetically snatched and dropped into the sea in You Only Live Twice (1967)

Get rid of that lemon like…

A car pursuing Bond and Aki is magnetically snatched and dropped into the sea in You Only Live Twice (1967)

A car pursuing Bond and Aki is magnetically snatched and dropped into the sea in You Only Live Twice (1967)

James Bond (George Lazenby) awakes to a Christmas tree in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

Happy Holidays, 007!

James Bond (George Lazenby) awakes to a Christmas tree in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

James Bond (George Lazenby) awakes to a Christmas tree in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Ernst Stavro Blofeld pets his spoiled feline at the start of For Your Eyes Only (1983)

Good kiki

Ernst Stavro Blofeld pets his spoiled feline at the start of For Your Eyes Only (1983)

Ernst Stavro Blofeld pets his spoiled feline at the start of For Your Eyes Only (1983)

Dr. Tynan (Henry Roland) makes a ridiculous jerking motion after being stung by a scorpion planted by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

An epiphany or a scorpion sting?

Dr. Tynan (Henry Roland) makes a ridiculous jerking motion after being stung by a scorpion planted by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Dr. Tynan (Henry Roland) makes a ridiculous jerking motion after being stung by a scorpion planted by Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Diamonds Are Forever - Where's Blofeld? Cairo!

Where’s Blofeld? Cairo!

Diamonds Are Forever - Where's Blofeld?  Cairo!

Believe it or not, in the above GIF from Diamonds Are Forever (1971), the guy being forcefully interrogated of Blofeld’s location actually articulately responds with “Cairo!” despite the lack of mouth movement. Some poor dubbing!

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

Salud

Paloma (Ana de Armas) is critically underutilized in No Time To Die (2021) and this 1 minute scene proves it!

Aside from the great chemistry between Paloma (Ana de Armas) and James Bond (Daniel Craig), this ass-kicking fight sequence was awesome! That amazing dress paired with those amazing legs made for an effective visual in the fight in Cuba after the Spectre party. Why on earth didn’t we see more of Paloma?! However, I do concede that the salud/booze shot sequence was a bit contrived and forced – not really sure why that made the final cut…

But despite her short on-screen time, I’d argue that Paloma and Bond’s chemistry rivaled or bested that between Bond and Madeleine Swann. Maybe it’s the dress, her naivete, cuteness, humor or a combination of it all that made Paloma stand out. Dare I say it’d be cool to see her return in a future Bond movie to further develop the Bond/Paloma work/personal relationship? It’d be more interesting than the tired and dreary Swann/child plotline we got from NTTD – Bond (and the audience) wasn’t enthused at the prospect!

Maybe in an alternate timeline as well – Swann is murdered, Mathilde doesn’t exist, Bond seeks his revenge with a Paloma assist and they get together. Kind of like the Vesper plot from Casino Royale (2006) without the backstabbing and the suicide, and a little more meaningful than the Anya Amasova/Tiple X relationship from The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). One can dream…

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

Paloma (Ana de Armas) and her legs in an awesome fight sequence from No Time To Die (2021)

James Bond (Sean Connery) dons a radioactive suit disguise in Dr. No (1962)

Curious

James Bond (Sean Connery) dons a radioactive suit disguise in Dr. No (1962)

James Bond (Sean Connery) dons a radioactive suit disguise in Dr. No (1962)