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007 (Pierce Brosnan) and 006 (Sean Bean) come across a cat

Damn Cat

007 (Pierce Brosnan) and 006 (Sean Bean) come across a cat

Bond fans are weary too, 007.

Goldenrant #001: History & Frequency

Bond fans are weary too, 007.

Bond fans are weary too, 007.

The Daniel Craig introspective James Bond should be over. We know where he came from. We know how he got here. Now let’s have a true, formulaic James Bond movie in the Craig era.

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007 leaves behind an armed mine in GoldenEye (1995)

Plan B

Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in GoldenEye (1995)

Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in GoldenEye (1995)

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Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) and James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) relish (temporarily) in Caribbean bliss in GoldenEye (1995)

What is it with you and moving vehicles?!

When I think of James Bond at his happiest, I think of this (very brief) scene from GoldenEye (1995) where Bond (Pierce Brosnan) and Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) are in Cuba after escaping the cold Russian weather and treacherous train.

Seemingly without a care in the world, the couple travel in a BMW Z3 convertible in the beautiful Caribbean climate. The combination of the sweeping, delightful soundtrack, Natalya’s barely-there dress and blissful gaze to Bond as they drive through a luscious jungle-like setting would make anyone jealous. Bond conveys a similar joyous feeling to Natalya with a beaming smile. Heaven!

The feeling is short-lived, however, as the tricked-out Q Branch car picks up an airplane on radar that spoils the party – prompting Natalya to gripe about Bond’s track record while on the go.

Oh, well. It was good while it lasted!

Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) and James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) are relaxed in Cuba in <a href="/ge/">GoldenEye</a> (1995)

Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) and James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) are relaxed in Cuba in GoldenEye (1995)

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No (1962) and Sean Connery as James Bond and Jill St. John as Tiffany Case in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

First & Last

The six actors that have portrayed 007 in the official movies have changed since their first and last on-screen appearances. Below, you can see each actor’s first and last appearances as James Bond.

Sean Connery as James Bond at the beginning of Dr. No (1962) and Sean Connery as James Bond and Jill St. John as Tiffany Case at the end of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Sean Connery as James Bond at the beginning of Dr. No (1962) and Sean Connery as James Bond and Jill St. John as Tiffany Case at the end of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

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James Bond (Sean Connery) kisses Miss Taro (Zena Marshall) while checking his watch in Dr. No (1962)

Who smoked it better?

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No (1962)

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No (1962)

Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp in GoldenEye (1995)

Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp in GoldenEye (1995)

Xenia Onatopp (played by Famke Janssen) and General Ourumov (played by Gottfried John) arm the GoldenEye satellite in GoldenEye (1995)

Arm the GoldenEye: 194668PT

Xenia Onatopp (played by Famke Janssen) and General Ourumov (played by Gottfried John) arm the GoldenEye satellite in GoldenEye (1995)

Xenia Onatopp (played by Famke Janssen) and General Ourumov (played by Gottfried John) arm the GoldenEye satellite in GoldenEye (1995)

The GoldenEye Launch code: 194668PT

The GoldenEye Launch code: 194668PT

Although in reality a northern Russian island, the Severnaya location shown in the movie is inaccurate.

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You’ve never had me

Brosnan Bond’s first interaction with Moneypenny in GoldenEye (1995) was…interesting. Aside from Craig’s Bond’s tryst with Moneypenny, Brosnan’s Bond always had the most sexual tension and blatant innuendos with Moneypenny during his tenure. This of course after the long portrayal of the character by Lois Maxwell from the series start until the late 1980’s – in which the Bond/Moneypenny relationship was a lot more playful and tame. It continued with a naive and relatively forgettable Moneypenny (Caroline Bliss) that served with Timothy Dalton’s Bond but then took the hard turn to Brosnan’s Moneypenny we see here.

But I digress – it’s true that GoldenEye‘s Moneypenny could hold her own in spite of Brosnan’s advances and we see it in this scene, but some of his remarks elicit eye rolls at best and at worst add fuel to the misogynist 007 stereotype. I’d say that this scene wouldn’t be written in today’s post-“#metoo” era. Regardless, it was neat to see M and others scramble from their personal lives (with Moneypenny in a highly formal dress from a date) to the office to assess the issues at Severnaya.

GoldenEye (1995) - You've never had me

Scumbag Steve plays Goldeneye 007 on the Nintendo 64

Don’t play GoldenEye 007 like Scumbag Steve

Scumbag Steve plays Goldeneye 007 on the Nintendo 64

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