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Timothy Dalton as James Bond in Licence To Kill (1989)

Double-oh Double Take

Timothy Dalton as James Bond in Licence To Kill (1989)Pam Bouvier has that effect on a secret agent – from Licence To Kill (1989)

Sean Connery in Goldfinger (1964)

Bond the Badass

Sean Connery in Goldfinger (1964)Focused on watching his back, no matter the circumstance – James Bond, 007 is a badass.

James Bond and Christmas Jones in The World Is Not Enough (1999)

Wave if you’re an idiot!

James Bond and Christmas Jones in The World Is Not Enough (1999)

First five seconds of Skyfall (2012)

Dun DUN!

First five seconds of Skyfall (2012)The first five seconds of Skyfall (2012) may be the best start of any Bond movie.

Sacrifice Myself

Bond (Roger Moore) and Tibbett (Patrick Macnee) have a great rapport in A View To A Kill (1985), and it peaks in this scene. Just after arriving in their room at Zorin’s compound and setting up their recorded dialogue as cover for eavesdropping ears, the two make their way to the balcony where they focus on their mission of investigating Zorin more deeply. They playfully comment on the hilarious, charade relationship they’ve exhibited since they arrived, but then get down to business.

Bond trusts Tibbett’s play-by-play of the parties welcoming and arriving on the helicopter, and when an absolutely stunning Stacy Sutton (Tanya Roberts) arrives, focus quickly turns to her. Side note: the jazzy/mysterious 80’s music of this scene is great, and it’s some of my favorite from the movie. This is also by far the best look for Sutton in the movie, and she seems a bit star-struck herself when she meets Zorin (Christopher Walken) on the launchpad.

Bond cracks a joke to Tibbett that Sutton needs “closer inspection” after they silently acknowledge her good looks, and a more serious Tibbett can’t believe Bond would suggest such a thing: “We’re on a mission!” – to which Bond quips that any interaction between the two would be his own “sacrifice” for the mission – a win-win for Bond and her majesty’s secret service, no? I think their characters’ dynamic (although short-lived) is some of the best Moore’s Bond has with any other during his tenure as 007.

A View To A Kill (1985) - Sacrifice Myself

Sean Connery as James Bond in You Only Live Twice (1967)

Bond-san

Sean Connery as James Bond in You Only Live Twice (1967)

Bond is having none of this nutritional cleanse drink in Spectre (2015)

Cut out the middleman

This exchange from Spectre (2015) elicited a loud laugh from the movie theater audience at my first viewing. The “bar” at Swann’s health clinic wasn’t serving any alcohol, so Bond ordered a drink based on Q’s recommendation. From the sound of it and its dark green looks, Bond was uninterested and sealed its fate with a memorable one liner – a rare occurrence that 007 talks about his bowel habits. Maybe the other time in the series is when Moore’s Bond asks a taxi to go to a pharmacy for aid in the “release” the golden bullet he accidentally swallowed in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)?

Bond is having none of this nutritional cleanse drink in Spectre (2015)

Bond is having none of this nutritional cleanse drink in Spectre (2015)

Scaramanga's third nipple in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

Two too many third nipples in TMWTGG

Scaramanga's third nipple in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)Scaramanaga’s third nipple in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

Bond's fake third nipple in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)Bond’s (fake) third nipple in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974) to assume Scaramanga’s identity

Scaramanga couldn’t have had a distinctive beauty mark?!

MRW seeing all of the third nipples in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)MRW seeing the third nipples in The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

Seriously!Seriously!

James Bond and Q look up Emile Locque's info in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Terrible FYEO Computer

James Bond and Q look up Emile Locque's info in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

In For Your Eyes Only (1981), Bond and Q look up baddie Emile Locque’s information in Q Branch’s database and get a gist of his criminal history. Alongside that, they get poor grammar, some bizarre and unnecessary abbreviations and a misspelling (“biblography” – which I guess should be “bibliography” as it is spelled at the bottom, but Locque’s profile has nothing to do with books…).

I guess it can be chalked up to the primitive nature of computers at the time (1981), but the look on Q’s face right after they read the information may indicate that Q realizes it “hasn’t been perfected yet.” 🙂

James Bond and Q look up Emile Locque's info in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

The Man With The Golden Gun (1974) - Ohhh! Surprise!

Ohhh! Surprise!

Normally when James Bond interacts with wait staff or passersby, the scene is normally short and sweet, and his own quips and charm make the scene somewhat memorable, if at all. It’s not the case in this scene from The Man With The Golden Gun (1974), however.

As Bond searches for Scaramanga’s girl, Andrea Anders, in a hotel, this helpful worker asks Bond (Roger Moore) if he needs help with his champagne on ice delivery. Bond declines, but gladly has uses him to open the door to room 602, Andrea Anders’ room. Does Bond want the staff member to open the champage? Nope – no further assistance is needed from staff, as Bond says he wants his visit to be “a surprise.”

The hotel worker’s response is hilarious in its giddiness and glee. I wonder if it was improvised?

The Man With The Golden Gun (1974) - Ohhh!  Surprise!