licence to kill

The Living Daylights (1987) teaser poster

License to Tease

The Living Daylights (1987) teaser poster

The Living Daylights (1987) teaser poster

It’s funny that the teaser poster for The Living Daylights (1987) uses a tagline similar to the title of the following movie, Licence To Kill (1989).

I absolutely love this teaser poster!

Daniel Craig looking like a spy in Skyfall (2012)

Goldenrant #003: Less Action, More Espionage & Intrigue in Bond 25

A highlight from Spectre (2015) didn't involve explosions or a chase, but was the mysterious Spectre meeting.

A highlight from Spectre (2015) didn’t involve explosions or a chase, but was the mysterious Spectre meeting.

Global interest and plausibility of a complex criminal conspiracy is peaking. Daily, the drip drip drip of information between Russia and Donald Trump’s campaign and Presidency is consistent and amazing. If it weren’t for real daily news broadcasts and headlines, it might seem we are stuck in an unbelievable episode of House of Cards or a (slightly muted) James Bond movie.

Politics and results of this real world scandal aside, the next James Bond movie (tentatively titled Bond 25) should reflect the times now more than ever and should partially retreat from following the traditional Bond movie formula. Simply put: it’s too good to pass up.

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Lupe Lamora (Talisa Soto) is whipped by Franz Sanchez in Licence To KIll (1989)

Por favor, Franz

Lupe Lamora (Talisa Soto) in Licence To Kill (1989)

Lupe Lamora (Talisa Soto) in Licence To Kill (1989)

Franz Sanchez (Robert Davi) in Licence To Kill (1989)

Franz Sanchez (Robert Davi) in Licence To Kill (1989)

Lupe Lamora (Talisa Soto) is whipped by Franz Sanchez in Licence To Kill (1989)

Lupe Lamora (Talisa Soto) is whipped by Franz Sanchez in Licence To Kill (1989)

Sanchez might be the most brutal James Bond villain ever – scenes like the above are why!

Bond fans are weary too, 007.

Goldenrant #001: History & Frequency

Bond fans are weary too, 007.

Bond fans are weary too, 007.

The Daniel Craig introspective James Bond should be over. We know where he came from. We know how he got here. Now let’s have a true, formulaic James Bond movie in the Craig era.

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Universal Exports Logo

MI6’s Universal Exports

007 is often asked who he works for, and the fictional import/export company he says is his employer is called Universal Exports.

Universal Exports Logo

It is mentioned several times throughout various James Bond movies, which I have listed below:

Dr. No (1962)

007 is shown walking into M's office, which has a Universal Exports sign on the outside

007 is shown walking into M’s office, which has a Universal Exports sign on the outside

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Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No (1962) and Sean Connery as James Bond and Jill St. John as Tiffany Case in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

First & Last

The six actors that have portrayed 007 in the official movies have changed since their first and last on-screen appearances. Below, you can see each actor’s first and last appearances as James Bond.

Sean Connery as James Bond at the beginning of Dr. No (1962) and Sean Connery as James Bond and Jill St. John as Tiffany Case at the end of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Sean Connery as James Bond at the beginning of Dr. No (1962) and Sean Connery as James Bond and Jill St. John as Tiffany Case at the end of Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

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James Bond (Timothy Dalton) and Della Leiter (Priscilla Barnes) in Licence To KIll (1989)

I’ll do anything for a woman with a knife

This scene from Licence To Kill (1989) is easily the most bizarre and awkward of the Dalton era. On Della and Felix Leiter’s wedding day, Bond and Della cavort around the wedding reception in a drunken stupor, almost as if they’re the betrothed themselves.

It starts off innocently enough with them falling into the room with the wedding cake, but their subsequent kisses are most definitely *not* innocuous and not innocent pecks on the cheek. I’d argue they are almost passionate. Did Bond and Della have a previous fling?

Although I wasn’t married in the 1980’s when this movie was released, I’m a married American and I’ve never heard of the “custom” where the bride kisses the best man. Did I miss the memo on that? This does not sound like a great custom. Just weird.

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Dalton's Bond from Licence To Kill (1989) says COME ON aboard and vote!

USA – be sure to VOTE!

Dalton's Bond from Licence To Kill (1989) says COME ON aboard and vote!

Dalton’s Bond from Licence To Kill (1989) says COME ON aboard and vote!

Hector Lopez for President sign in Licence To Kill (1989)

Hector Lopez for President sign in Licence To Kill (1989)

No, not for Hector Lopez for President campaign from Licence To Kill (1989).

VOTE!

Hector Lopez for President sign in Licence To Kill (1989)

Hector Lopez for President sign in Licence To Kill (1989)

Robert Davi as Franz Sanchez in Licence To Kill (1989)

Today is the first day of the rest of your life

Robert Davi as Franz Sanchez in Licence To Kill (1989)

Robert Davi as Franz Sanchez in Licence To Kill (1989)

Inspirational, but not while a shark chews off your leg!

Daniel Craig needed a shave and a shower as a hungover mess in Skyfall (2012)

James Bond is a Dork

Here are the dorkiest moments of each Bond actor’s career:

Sean Connery tries to pull of the pink tie in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)...and fails.

Sean Connery tries to pull of the pink tie in Diamonds Are Forever (1971)…and fails. DORK!

George Lazenby's Scottish get-up in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) screamed "dork."

George Lazenby’s Scottish get-up in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) screamed “dork.”

Roger Moore's clown costume in Octopussy (1983) takes the cake...the ultimate dorkiest Bond moment!

Roger Moore’s clown costume in Octopussy (1983) takes the cake…the ultimate dorkiest Bond moment!

Timothy Dalton's "look" prior to fishing Franz Sanchez out of the sky in Licence To Kill (1989).

Timothy Dalton’s “look” prior to fishing Franz Sanchez out of the sky in Licence To Kill (1989).

Sorry James, but not even Pierce Brosnan in The World Is Not Enough (1999) can pull off purple glasses (even x-ray ones).

Sorry James, but not even Pierce Brosnan in The World Is Not Enough (1999) can pull off purple glasses (even x-ray ones).

Daniel Craig needed a shave and a shower as a hungover mess in Skyfall (2012)

Daniel Craig needed a shave and a shower as a hungover mess in Skyfall (2012)