live and let die

Voodooland was just poppy fields

This is a great 30 second summary of Live And Let Die (1973), from a short 30 second scene from itself – the scene where Bond (Roger Moore) and Solitaire (Jane Seymour) escape San Monique. Bond summarizes that the entire Kananga operation and voodoo mystique on the island was a front for heroin smuggling. I’ve always said that the simpler a Bond villain’s plot in any James Bond movie, the better.

Also, now that Solitaire has finally lost her “magic,” she is horny. Really horny.

Live And Let Die (1973) - Voodooland was just poppy fields

Yaphet Kotto as Kananga from LIve And Let Die (1973)

Who was the better drug kingpin?

Yaphet Kotto as Kananga from LIve And Let Die (1973)

Robert Davi as Franz Sanchez in Licence To Kill (1989)

Kananga/Mr. Big (Yaphet Kotto) from Live And Let Die (1973) or Franz Sanchez (Robert Davi) from Licence To Kill (1989)?

Hahahaha!

You’ve gotta love Baron Samedi’s (Geoffrey Holder) menacing laugh at the end of Live and Let Die (1973). This along with a few other Baron Samedi scenes add a feeling of mystique and almost introspection to the movie, which really isn’t present in any other James Bond movie. The ever-present voodoo references in the movie also contributes to this feeling, in my opinion, and add to its overall creepy/scary vibe.

I also think this end scene also technically breaks the fourth wall of the movie, which is a rare occurrence that has only happened a few other times in the series.

Live and Let Die (1971) - Hahahaha!

Worst James Bond Photoshop ever

Roger Moore as James Bond and Gloria Hendry as Rosie Carver on the cover of the Live and Let Die Blu-ray

If this Blu-ray cover is legit, someone needs to answer for approving this! Sir Roger can’t be happy about his likeness…

Epic sideburns

sideburns

You have found yourself.

The black turtleneck

How Sir Roger Moore of you, Daniel Craig. 🙂

Jane Seymour is a babe.

Happy Global James Bond Day 2019!

Happy Global James Bond Day 2019!

57 years ago today, the first James Bond movie, Dr. No premiered.

The below graphic is composed of letters from different James Bond movies. Can you name the movie for each letter?

Happy Global James Bond Day 2019!

Happy Global James Bond Day 2019!

Check the answers for each letter after the jump!

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"James Bond Will Return" from the end of From Russia With Love (1963)

All “James Bond Will Return” Screenshots

“James Bond Will Return” is a signature phrase splashed at the end of (almost) every James Bond movie that promotes 007’s never-give-up/against-all-odds attitude and shows a sense of pride in the world’s longest running movie series.

Throughout the years, it has been used to reveal the movie title of the forthcoming James Bond movie, albeit sometimes in error. It has also not been used at all. Some quick facts:

Regardless, below are all of the instances where “James Bond Will Return” appears in the credits from all of the movies:

Which is your favorite?