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WTF is this gadget from The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)???

WTF is this gadget???

WTF is this gadget from The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)???

So this sharp knife gadget appears in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) while Bond and Triple X walk through the makeshift Q Branch. Bond comments, “That’ll bring tears to your eyes.” when it pops up in a forceful, deadly manner

It’s obviously supposed to be something, I just have no idea what…the box that the Q Branch technician has it covered with is pretty non-descript.

Any ideas what it could be???

EDIT: Twitter user Ibrahim_M_ says that it’s a camel saddle…looking up some camel saddle images, I think he’s right! Mystery solved! 🙂

Sir Roger Moore as James Bond in Octopussy (1983)

C’mon, Octopussy!

Sir Roger Moore as James Bond in Octopussy (1983)

White text with black outline can be read on any color

James Bond visits his wife's grave in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Never Forget

James Bond visits his wife's grave in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Voodooland was just poppy fields

This is a great 30 second summary of Live And Let Die (1973), from a short 30 second scene from itself – the scene where Bond (Roger Moore) and Solitaire (Jane Seymour) escape San Monique. Bond summarizes that the entire Kananga operation and voodoo mystique on the island was a front for heroin smuggling. I’ve always said that the simpler a Bond villain’s plot in any James Bond movie, the better.

Also, now that Solitaire has finally lost her “magic,” she is horny. Really horny.

Live And Let Die (1973) - Voodooland was just poppy fields

Richard Kiel as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Up close and personal

Sir Roger Moore and Richard Kiel in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Iconic Moore scene from FYEO

Moore’s Bond at his most ruthless in For Your Eyes Only (1981).

Keeping the British end up, sir…

This all=time one-liner at the end of The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) gets me every time. As Bond (Roger Moore) and Triple X (Barbara Bach) are caught in the act in an escape pod, a stunned General Gogol (Triple X’s boss), M (Bond’s boss) and Sir Frederick Gray (Bond’s boss’s boss) can’t believe their eyes.

The exchange is legendary: “Bond!” “Tri-PULL X!” “Bond! What do you think you’re doing?” make the men sound more like disappointed parental figures rather than government intelligence. A speechless Q can only watch in awe, almost jaw-dropped.

And then 007 quickly quips a legendary James Bond line of lore. It ends with a celebratory-sounding chorus line version of the movie’s theme, declaring “nobody does it better” in a hilarious double entendre. HA! So awesome!

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) - Keeping the British end up, sir...

In Memoriam

At the start of For Your Eyes Only (1981), we see James Bond (Roger Moore) visit the grave of his late wife, Teresa Bond:

The inscription reads:

TERESA BOND
1943 – 1969
Beloved wife of
JAMES BOND

We have all the
time in the World

Although I like the fact that they finally acknowledged the death of Bond’s wife, it’s puzzling that it took a full 12 years (an entire six Bond movies) since On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) when she was murdered, to do so. Surely such a traumatic death would have affected Bond greatly, and I’d say Diamonds Are Forever (1971) (the follow-up to OHMSS) is flawed at the outset for at least not referencing it while Bond traipse around Las Vegas.

Maybe they decided to put it on the backburner because it’s obviously a sad event, and nobody wants to be sad watching a James Bond movie (ahem, NTTD). Or maybe the death was such a big event in the series they decided to avoid acknowledging (or forgot?) it until a lot of time had passed…was this Bond’s first visit to the grave?

Kind of a missed opportunity in my eyes, regardless. They could’ve worked a graveside visit later into the movie (who wants to see Bond graveside visit in a movie’s opening sequence anyway? ahem, again, NTTD!) or weaved it into a joint revenge plot with Melina Havelock’s revenge of her parents’ death. All in all, I’m glad they made the reference to Tracy’s death but the method could’ve been better. And a pity it was rather forgotten after this scene until NTTD really.

James Bond and Ernst Stavro Blofeld in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Mr. Boooooond!

James Bond and Ernst Stavro Blofeld in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Pew pew pew

Moonraker laser

Lois Chiles as Holly Goodhead in Moonraker

Roger Moore as James Bond in Moonraker