Gun Barrel Theme.
James Bond: “My name is Bond, James Bond.”
M: “Moneypenny, where’s 007?”
Moneypenny: “He’s on a mission sir, in Austria.”
M: “Well tell him to pull out immediately.”
[Flash to a log cabin Austria, Bond with a woman in bed]
Log Cabin Girl: “Oh James, I cannot find the words!”
James Bond: “Well, let me try to enlarge your vocabulary.”
Log Cabin Girl: “But James, I need you!”
James Bond: “So does England.”
Sheik Husein: “Can I persuade you to accept a bed for the night?”
James Bond: “That’s kind of you Husein, but I really feel like-“
[A beautiful woman presents James with a flower]
Sheik Husein: “Are you quite sure I can’t persuade you to stay the night?”
James Bond: “When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures.”
James Bond: “Where is Fekkesh?”
Felicca: “You are very suspicious, Mr. Bond.”
James Bond: “Oh, I find I live much longer that way.”
Felicca: “If there is anything you would like, anything at all-“
James Bond: “Well I’ve had lunch, but I’ve seemed to miss dessert.”
James Bond: “Where’s Fekkesh?? Where’s Fekkesh??”
Sandor: “Pyramids! Aahh!”
James Bond: “What a helpful chap-“
Anya Amasova: “For the gentleman: Vodka martini, shaken not stirred.”
James Bond: “You have something I am interested in buying.”
Anya Amasova: “Just a moment. I would like to bid for it too.
You forgot your drink, Mr. Bond.”
Max Kalba: “It seems you have competition, Mr. Bond, and from where I sit, I fancy you will find the lady’s figure hard to match.”
James Bond: “Oh by the way, thanks for deserting me back there.”
Anya Amasova: “Every woman for herself remember?”
James Bond: “Still, you did save my life.”
Anya Amasova: “We all make mistakes, Mr. Bond.”
Anya Amasova: “It’s getting cold.”
James Bond: “Is there anything I can do to warm you up?”
Anya Amasova: “You don’t have to worry about me, Mr. Bond, I went on a survival course in Siberia.”
James Bond: “Yes I believe a great number of your countrymen do. What did they teach you?”
Anya Amasova: “That it’s very important to have a positive mental attitude.”
James Bond: “Nothing more practical than that?”
Anya Amasova: “Food is also very important.”
James Bond: “What else?”
Anya Amasova: “When necessary, shared bodily warmth.”
James Bond: “That’s the part I like.”
Anya Amasova: “You’re not trying to take advantage of me are you?”
James Bond: “Thought never crossed my mind-“
James Bond: “Look what Q’s brought for us, isn’t it nice?”
Q: Right. Now pay attention 007, I want you to take great care of this equipment, there are one or two special accessories-“
James Bond: “Q, have I ever let you down?”
Q: “Frequently!”
Naomi: “Mr. Stirling?”
James Bond: “Yes.”
Naomi: “I’m Naomi. Mr. Stromberg sent me to collect you.”
James Bond: “How do you do? This is my wife who also happens to be my assistant.”
Naomi: “You are on holiday here?”
James Bond: “Where there is an ocean, a marine biologist is never on holiday. Can we offer you a drink before we go?”
Naomi: “No thank you. Mr, Stromberg is a very busy man – his time is precious.”
James Bond: “What a handsome craft-such lovely lines.”
James Bond: “Commander Carter?”
Commander Carter: “That’s right. Welcome aboard, Major, have a seat. Well can I get you something?”
James Bond: “Not for me thank you, don’t know about the Major.”
Commander Carter: “Maj-I’m sorry I’d hadn’t expected you to be a woman.”
Anya Amasova: “Aboard this vessel Commander, I’m Major Amasova of the Russian army.”
Commander Carter: “Yeah sure.”
James Bond: “It’s good of you to help us out, Commander.”
Commander Carter: “I’ve got a couple of cabins at your disposal. Major you’re most welcome to use the shower in my quarters.”
Anya Amasova: “You do not have to show me any special favors, Commander.”
Commander Carter: “All the same, I think it might be better if I did!”
James Bond: “Ah, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon ’52 can’t be all bad.”
[On a video conference call with their superiors, Bond and Amasova are caught in bed together; Anya is the first to notice, informing Bond]
Anya Amasova: “James!”
M: “007!”
General Gogol: “Triple X!”
Minister Of Defence: “Bond! What do you think you are doing?”
James Bond: “Keeping the British end up, sir.”
