Gun Barrel Theme.
James Bond: “The name’s Bond. James Bond.”
Cigar Girl: “Would you like to check my figures?”
James Bond: “Oh I’m sure they’re perfectly rounded.”
Moneypenny: “James, have you bought me a souvenir from your trip? Chocolates? An engagement ring?”
[James places a cigar on Moneypenny’s desk]
James Bond: “I thought you might enjoy one of these.”
Moneypenny: “How romantic. I know exactly where to put that.”
[Moneypenny throws the cigar into the trash]
James Bond: “Oh Moneypenny. The story of our relationship – close, but no cigar.”
M: “Sir Robert King, James Bond.”
Sir Robert King: “Ah, the man who retrieved my money. I can’t thank you enough! Excellent work! Be careful M, I might try to steal him from you!”
James Bond: “Construction is not exactly my specialty.”
M: “Quite the opposite, in fact”!
[One of Q’s assistants plays Q’s latest gadget – machine gun bagpipes]
James Bond: “Suppose we all have to pay the piper some time, right Q?”
Q: “Oh pipe down, 007!”
Moneypenny: “M.”
[Moneypenny gives M Bond’s doctor papers]
M: “I see the good doctor has cleared you. Notes you have exceptional stamina.”
Moneypenny: “I’m sure she was touched by his dedication…to the job at hand.”
M: “She doesn’t need to know it’s the same man that might be after her. Don’t frighten her.”
James Bond: “Shadow operation?”
M: “Remember: shadows stay in front or behind. Never on top.”
James Bond: “Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred.”
Valentin Zukovsky: “Bond, James Bond! Meet Nina and Verushka.”
James Bond: “Lose the girls, Valentin. We need to talk.”
Valentin Zukovsky: “Why am I suddenly worried that I am not carrying enough insurance?”
Christmas Jones: “Do you want to explain why you did that? I could have stopped that bomb. You almost killed us!”
James Bond: “I did kill us. She thinks we’re dead and she thinks she got away with it.”
Christmas Jones: “Do you want to put that in English for those of us who don’t speak spy!”
Christmas Jones: “The world’s greatest terrorist running around with 6 kilos of weapons grade plutonium can’t be good. I have to get it back or someone’s going to have my ass.”
James Bond: “First things first.”
Valentin Zukovsky: “Who are you? And how did you get in? I’ll call security…and congratulate them! Drink?”
[Valentin turns round to notice James, who hits him in the face]
Valentin Zukovsky: “Can’t you just say hello, like a normal person?!”
James Bond: “Always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.”
Christmas Jones: “Was that a Christmas joke?”
James Bond: “From me? No, never.”
Christmas Jones: “So isn’t it time you unwrapped your present?”
James Bond: “Oh, I think so.”
[Looking at an infrared satellite feed for signs of Bond and Dr. Jones]
Tanner: “Look! What’s that?”
Moneypenny: “A car.”
Tanner: “So he must be near by.”
M: “Where? Where?”
R: “It picks up body heat so humans come out orange.”
Tanner: “There.”
M: “I thought you said he was with Dr. Jones? It’s getting redder! 007!”
James Bond: “I was wrong about you.”
Christmas Jones: “Yeah? How so?”
James Bond: “I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”
